Season 5 of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? has been nuts.
So it is no surprise that the Tell All special would be bonkers from Part 1.
From Angela wearing a face mask for suspicious reasons to Larissa debuting her new boobs to her castmates, there's a lot going on.
Colt faces off against Larissa and Jess with only Debbie Dearest in his corner.
And Asuelu sees, for the first time, the footage of his mother saying that she doesn't care about his kids just before Tammy lunges for Kalani.
If Part 1 is this nuts, what's coming in parts 2 and 3?
1. The Tell All begins!
This is part one of the three-part Tell All for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Season 5. Four and a half hours of total footage after what must have been well over a dozen hours of recording. After the Before The 90 Days leak from earlier this year, we’ll admit that we keep wondering what gems and scandals may have been left on the cutting room floor.
2. Let’s start with Coltee
Colt Johnson acknowledges that he’s facing off with both his ex-girlfriend, Jess Caroline, and his ex-wife, Larissa Lima, at this Tell All. If he didn’t want this kind of situation, he could have tried being a decent partner, but we guess that this is too much to ask of Debbie’s special boy. He laments to the camera that everyone else has one person there who really loves and supports them.
3. That’s what mom is for!
Colt’s life partner, his mother Debbie, is there to cheer him on … and point an accusatory finger at Colt’s exes. At one point, she tells Jess that she would pick Larissa for a daughter-in-law over her.
4. Jess hits back
Jess and Debbie have only grown more antagonistic since the season was filmed, and Jess tells her that her red blouse suits her — because she’s a devil, a demon.
5. Larissa is there too
Colt and Debbie have a laugh at Larissa’s new boobs. Colt likens Larissa to Dolly Parton, which is the highest compliment that a human being can receive, so his insults need a little work.
6. Larissa loves her new look
Would we — or, indeed, Larissa’s plastic surgeon himself — have recommended the exact changes that Larissa had done? No. But it’s her flesh prison. She can rennovate it however she likes.